The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
be right there i have to get my cape
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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