Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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