at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Never underestimate the power of titties
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