we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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