Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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