just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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