Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
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