oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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