yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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