Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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