And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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