Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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