Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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