i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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