I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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