Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
false alarm. still invincible.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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