this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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