you would pick up someone in the library
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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