I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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