found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
A bitchslap is in order.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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