I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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