nut hugger
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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