your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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