How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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