She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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