I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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