Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Plan B is the new Plan A
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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