You're my little dorito
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
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