Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Randomize
