Where is the hickey?
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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