It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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