He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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