What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I think i got beer on your cat.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
