i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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