This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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