Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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