Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
The Olympian is in my bed
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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