ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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