Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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