I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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