maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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