If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.�
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Randomize
