Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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