Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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