now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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