spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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