I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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