DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I need a beard to bite.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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