Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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