I wannas sexs uuuuu
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
