Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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